W. Bruce Cameron - Here Comes Tucker

October is National Sarcastic Awareness Month. Right, I’ll be sure to celebrate that. It’s also National Caffeine-Addiction-Recovery Month, but I don’t know what events the organizers are planning because I’ve slept through the meetings.

Some people celebrate October as Bat-Appreciation Month, which I can, well, appreciate, but I am not sure what to make of the declaration that it’s also National Window-Covering-Safety Month: I guess one should cover one’s windows with drapes and not with something less safe, like maybe explosives.

Most significant for me is that October is National Adopt-a-Sh...