W. Bruce Cameron - A New Phone for an Old User

I recently upgraded my cell phone, a process that was as easy and painless as dental school. My old phone had a key go dead. When I was texting, I could no longer use the letter “p,” which doesn’t sound like it would be so difficult, but in my oinion is retty hard.

I had to laugh at some of the names of the cell phones out there, like “Interceptor” and “Penetrator.” Do they think that just because I’m a guy I’m going to want a phone with an aggressive name? I picked up the “Attack 2000 Widowmaker.” It has a lot of features I need, like “Nuclear-Tipped Dialing” and “Delta Force Wi-Fi.”

The firs...