W. Bruce Cameron 6/9/11

An Unauthorized Autobiography

W. BRUCE CAMERON

One of the main things I like about the following autobiography is that it’s not written posthumously. Another attractive feature is that, in the spirit of recent memoirs like “A Million Pieces at a Buck Each” or whatever it was called, I’ve been able to take certain “artistic liberties” in order to make me seem more “good.”

I was born in 1960. Well, more like 1968. 1970. I was born in 1982. So I’m, what, nearly 30 years old. Actually I’m 25, so whenever you have to be born in order to be 25, that’s when I was born. Can we just get on to the good...