My Dinner Guest Questionnaire

W. BRUCE CAMERON

My insurance company loves to stick little informational pamphlets in with its bill so I won’t notice that I’m writing them a check. The topics usually boil down to how to avoid doing something that might cause you to file a claim which we would then reject because you’re supposed to be paying us money not the other way around.

The most recent mailing was a little flier cheerfully entitled “How to Keep Your Dinner Guests from Suing You!” Apparently my insurance company has heard about my cooking. At any rate, the advice was broken down into three parts: (a) don’t invite anyone...