Bruce Cameron

The Bruce Identity

Editor’s Note: The following column was originally published in 2007.

If I were going to steal someone’s identity, I’d pick Matt Damon. The guy is young, handsome and has a great career going for him, when he’s not stuck with the task of trying to find jobs for Ben Affleck. I’d do most of the stunts in my next movie (“The Bourne Omnipotency”), except for the ones involving movement.

But this is all idle speculation, because I’m not likely to steal anyone’s identity — I have enough trouble being myself, I can’t imagine how hard it would be to try to be some stranger. I also c...