Nine Solutions

I would like to share nine solutions how government should work for all citizens of our United States of America:

1. The immigration problem: would have been solved if the wall had just been finished, but since ICE was told not to enforce immigration laws, it would only make sense to quit paying them wages and not claim a border, just put up signs going North, reading Y’all Come Back, Ya’heeya!!

2. Obamacare: Order the new...old...regime to get mandatory truth serum shots and return all of the taxpayers money Obama and company have squandered in the last four years and use it to pay our medical expenses for the next four years. Nine trillion dollars would be a grand start.

3. Foreign Policy: take Congress and all of the east and west coast United States, with the exception of Eastern Washington state, to the Australian, ‘outback’, or, the Sahara Desert. No offense meant to Australia or Africa. It just might sober them up, if they got an up close and personal taste of so called ‘global warming’. They might want to keep company with fanny and freddy.

4. Fannymay and Freddymac: Sell mortgages in the Arctic, where Freddy can sit on his fanny, on an iceberg and eat frozen Big Mac’s `til the sun don’t shine. The good thing about it is that it could freeze freddy and his fanny out of the mortgage market.

5. The Fiscal Cliff: Give Granny first chance to push Obama and the Democrats over the fiscal cliff. I know Granny is a part of “we the people”, but I’m not sure what the aforementioned are a part of.

6. Too many lawyers in Congress: Ask NASA to make one more one way trip to the moon. Well,.maybe 20. It may not be enough, but it’s a darn good start.

7. Obama stopping coal production: Buy up as many Sterno cans available. If nothing else it might warm his britches!

8. Gas Prices: Have GMC start a ‘Crash Program’, no pun intended, to build cars that run on the hot air and broken promises the current regime emits every day in perpetuity.

9. Congress giving themselves raises: “Sequester” their retirement accounts and use them to give every citizen in our country a raise. They would probably still retire millionaires, and could still fund all of Obama’s money shortfall’s!

Send all the ‘drunken sailor’ spenders in Washington D.C. down to the sea in ships, without a paddle! No offense to the Navy!

Mel Mundell,

Elberton