Bob Franken: All Trump, All The Time

My loyal readers, both of them, possibly remember that I've long championed some outside-the-box ways to reduce the deficit before we're overwhelmed with national debt. High on the list is naming rights. Our agencies could rake in billions of dollars by allowing corporations and other deep-pocketed special interests to hang their logos on our buildings.

It would be a symbol not only of the oligarchs' patriotism, but a way of showing that they've totally taken over and will direct the policies developed inside. In spite of the obvious merit of this idea and my other suggestions -- e.g., turn Gu...