Bob Franken: The Chaos That Is President Trump

Let's take the good with the bad about Donald Trump: On the positive side, he has rendered utterly useless those clocks the news networks like to put up as part of their screen clutter. They count down the seconds till some major event occurs, days or even weeks away. But even when President Trump declares when he's going to announce some big decision, that can change the moment he needs to deflect attention from a mess. In other words, his schedule is no schedule.

That's terrific, because these idiot clocks had been procreating like they needed a sex-education class.

Since his inauguration, T...