With Apologies to Dr. Suess

(A note from your writer: So much of what happens these days in the political realm is utter nonsense. Why not tell it in verse? At least there will be rhyme with no reason.)

Every Who in Whomerica likes freedom a lot,

But the Trump who lives here in Washington, Does Not!

The Trump hates democracy, to the point of malfeasance.

Now please don't ask why, we all know the reasons.

It could be his head isn't screwed on just right,

It could be, perhaps, that his pants are too tight.

But I think the most likely reason may be

That he has a brain that's the size of a pea.

Whatever the reason, his pants...