What's that song on the radio?

(To the tune of The Rolling Stones' “Miss You”)

Wazzu holding out

so long,

football season

predicted for a Gong

but then Minshew

Oohh ohhooo oooh hoo ooo hoo, ooo hooo oo oohoo

Debt been rising

at the gate,

Minshew comes

along of late:

says “May I help you?”

He wasn't waiting

in the hall,

already taken

Saban's call:

“I want Minshew”

Oohh ohhooo oooh hoo ooo hoo, oo hooo ooh oohoo

Headed third string

for the Tide,

then one more time,

the phone rings.

“What's the matter man? You come around the Pac-12 with Wazzu wanting to greet you,”

Mike Leach said, “You want to lead the country

in passing,

you want to save

time shaving,

I plead you.”

Ahhhhh ahhhh ha hhhha ahhhhhha ah ahhhhhhh haa-aa

go Cougs

No time to wait

so long...

He came here from Carolina

Got the Palouse getting out the China

'Cause he's Minshew

WSU trailing in

a game,

fourth quarter comes,

now you know

its name:

Gardner Minshew

Sometimes I want to say to myself

Sometimes I say

oooooo oooooooh ooooohhh ooooh ooohoohoo ooh hoo Go Cougs

Huskies lying to

themselves,

It's Minshew and

no one else

Apple Cup to stay,

here in Pullman

Outro:

Mike Leach is calling

on the phone,

Minshew is dropping

back to pass,

Patrick Chun smiling

at the balance.

Author Bio

Garth Meyer, Former reporter

Garth Meyer is a former Whitman County Gazette reporter.

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